There is nothing quite like some lighthearted reading to kick start the week on a positive note and we had a good laugh when we came across Buzzfeed’s article on Ryan Reynold’s funniest parenting tweets so much so that we knew we just had to compile our own list, starting (of course) with one from favourite hunky dad:
Tip: It's important parents take little "time outs" for themselves too. Even if you feel pretty guilty when you return 14 years later.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 3, 2016
6am – fine
7am – fine
8am – fine
9am – fine
9:35am – Mom finally starts eating breakfast
9:37am – 1 year old decides to poop#FunnyParents— Ginger Snap (@SamiBroadwater) April 18, 2016
I need a 5-year plan to figure out what I'm going to do during the time it takes my toddler to go to the bathroom.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) May 13, 2016
Imagine having kids…
Wrong, you don't have time to imagine anymore.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 18, 2014
Random lady in the store: You must love having three little sisters.
5-year-old: You must not have little sisters.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 15, 2016
Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 3, 2014
My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a Mom so I woke them up at 2am to let them know my sock came off.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 10, 2016
3yo: I want to help!
Me: You can help by being quiet.
3yo:
Me:
3yo: I want to help in a different way!!!
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) May 15, 2016
Early nights become a thing of the past:
You know you're a parent when you go to bed before 8:30pm and feel like the biggest badass on the planet because of it. #NightyNite
— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) May 16, 2016
For all you mummies out there with little girls who dream of becoming princesses:
3-year-old: *sadly looks out the window*
Me: What's wrong?
3: Nobody came to tell me I'm really a princess.
Me:
3:
Me: Maybe tomorrow.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 15, 2016
The best part is, all of these are relatable, and are all from people like us. For more entertainment, or if you need to feel like you’re not alone in the wondrous world of parenting, check out the hashtag #funnyparents on Twitter.
